NOVEMBER: Ultimate Beer Tasting Challenge
What's that you say? You don't like beer. It has too many calories?! You’d rather have a wine cooler?!?! Get the hell out!!!
Beer is one of the oldest and most celebrated manly drinks on the planet! Rarely is an event of manly proportion ever celebrated without this epic beverage. This event, my testosterone filled friends, will be no different!
EVENT DESCRIPTION:
We’re going to be sampling a few beers to see how many of you know your suds in a colossal blind taste-testing event. How many beers will we be trying out you ask? 10, 20, 25… Please, stop embarrassing yourself and call me when your balls drop. It’s time to man up! We’re doing fifty! 50!!! That’s right; we’re sampling the LCBO ladies! B-DEEP!!! Here's the list:
This challenge will be a test of your endurance, your wits and your taste buds. The weak will curl-up into balls and pass-out while the strong will laugh, cheer and indulge in epic displays of manliness! Only the manliest will survive this challenge. Are you man enough?
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