Wednesday, February 11, 2015
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
MAN OF THE YEAR 2014
It is with great pleasure and resounding applause that the Men of MOTY announce the Man of the Year 2014: Eric!
Like a wolverine going to town on a jug of Nutella, Eric destroyed 2014! Maintaining a lead for 12 full months and winning 1/2 of the events thrown at him, this year was his for the winning. Congratulations to you, good sir, on a well earned MOTY title.
As the newest Man of the Year, Eric joins the elite MOTY Winners Club. No previous MOTY Winner has been able to defend his title. Will Eric defy history in 2015? We will see!
As for the rest of the MOTY Men, congratulations on 50 Epic Events over the past 5 year! It's always a blast to battle for glory, laugh, and have a few drinks with you boys.
Here's the final ranking for the 2014 MOTY Season.
Looking forward to 2015, here's the assigned months for next year!
As our long and valued MOTY tradition dictates, to the winner go the spoils. The prestigious MOTY Belt Buckle:
As for the rest of the MOTY Men, congratulations on 50 Epic Events over the past 5 year! It's always a blast to battle for glory, laugh, and have a few drinks with you boys.
MOTY CALENDAR 2015
January: Jackson
February: Simon
March: Can
April: Dan
May: Frank
June: Zeek
September: Ryan
September: Ryan
October: Jazz
November: Eric
December: Jer
If you're reading this and interested in starting your own MOTY, check out our How To Make Your Own Man of the Year Competition Guide.
Escape Manor!
The men of MOTY would like to express a HUGE THANK YOU to Chris and the guys at Escape Manor, a new business run by a bunch of awesome guys that are opening up their doors on their off-night to give us a private personalized experience!! Kudos to you Escape Manor!
EVENT DESCRIPTION:
RESULTS:
Everybody,
in teams, will have the chance to escape 2 rooms; The Wine Cellar and The
Prison Break. Don’t get your hopes up, these rooms are extremely hard to
espace from… Normally, teams are given 45mins,we got 30!
Cost:
$35
per person (discount deal)
Location:
Escape Manor
201
Queen Street - 4th floor
Downtown
Ottawa
#1-
Round 1
Once
we have settled our number of participants, we are to make 2 teams at Random:
Team A and B
#2-
The Wine Cellar (scored on 45 pts)
6:30 Team A has 30 mins to
escape the Wine Cellar
7:10 Team B has 30 mins to
escape the Wine Cellar
Team
performance score: Both teams are to be scored by our host based on the number
of steps accomplished towards escaping on a total of 45 pts. If both teams
escape, then time will be looked at. The shortest time of escape will be
awarded 5 bonus pts.
#3- Round
2
Once
the Wine Cellar is completed, new teams are to be made at random: Team C and D
#4
- The Prison Break (scored on 45 pts)
7:50 Team C has 30 mins
to escape the Prison Break
8:30 Team D has 30 mins to
escape the Prison Break
Team
performance score: Both teams are to be scored by our host based on the number
of steps accomplished towards escaping on a total of 45 pts. If both teams
escape, then time will be looked at. The shortest time of escape will be
awarded 5 bonus pts.
#5
- Hidden Point Tokens (scored on 10 pts)
Please take note that in both rooms there will be HIDDEN POINT
TOKENS. If you find one, keep it on your person. These tokens will then be
added to you PERSONAL score. This added feature will hopefully break the ties.
1 point is awarded by Hidden point Token
#6
- Ranking
Your
personal score will be the sum of:
Wine
Cellar Team Score + Prison Break Team Score + Number of Hidden Point Token
Found.
Winner has the most points.
Winner has the most points.
Thursday, November 20, 2014
The Great MOTY Beer Run!
Inspired by the great Beer Mile races of the world, the men of MOTY are having their own beer race! Behold, the great MOTY Beer Run!
EVENT DESCRIPTION:
RESULTS:
"Plotting the Course"
EVENT DESCRIPTION:
Short run/jog/walk (4km OR 2km) with a beer to be
consumed at the start AND end of the race. Fastest time wins. Oh, and it's winter!
Location: Byward Market & Lindenlea, Ottawa
Race Map: 4KM. No traffic-lights or significant traffic crossings are on the course for
safety. A 2km course was available.
1.
All ½ course participants are ranked below full
race participants.
2.
Crossing King Edward will result in a 1 hour
penalty.
3.
In case of ties: 1) Longest Distance ran (if
relevant/significant) 2) fastest kilometer 3) Coin toss.
4.
All DNFs on either course are ranked in last
place. Tie-break rules apply if needed.
5.
In case
of timing/tracking/technology errors or disputes, group consensus with
organizer having the last word.
Race Data Tracking: Download Strava
(Free) on your phones to track and map your run/time. If you can’t download it
for whatever reason, let me know.
Cost: 2-4$ to cover beer cost.
If you're thinking "I don't run - [insert weak un-manly excuse here]"
1) Suck it up buttercup. Put your big boy pants on and get'r done. The whole event should takes less than 30 minutes and is over a very flat course. It's less than 5k.
2) Above all, the event is an excuse for a few beers with the boys on a weeknight.
1) Suck it up buttercup. Put your big boy pants on and get'r done. The whole event should takes less than 30 minutes and is over a very flat course. It's less than 5k.
2) Above all, the event is an excuse for a few beers with the boys on a weeknight.
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
10-Pin Bowlerama!
Classic Big Ball 10 Pin Bowling at McArthur Lanes in Vanier, Ottawa. Nothing fancy or complicated! Just some good ol' ball throwin'.
EVENT DESCRIPTION:
- 3 games are played.
- All points count toward final score.
- Ties are decided by 1 throw (Most pins win).
- In the event of computer error: (1) Ask staff to fix; (2) if not possible, group vote.
RESULTS:
EVENT DESCRIPTION:
- 3 games are played.
- All points count toward final score.
- Ties are decided by 1 throw (Most pins win).
- In the event of computer error: (1) Ask staff to fix; (2) if not possible, group vote.
RESULTS:
Powered Model Car Build
SEPTEMBER: Powered-Car Build
So this one took a few twists and turns as we realized the limitations of our puny motors !
Original plan: Use a 6amp motor to pull weight up a hill. Most weight wins. Unfortunately, the motors were too weak to pull anything. They barely made the cars move!
Revised plan: Use a 6 amp motor and see how far your car moves. If it`s doing well, add an incline. Strongest car/Distance wins.
EVENT DESCRIPTION:
Using only provided materials, build a model-car to climb a hill. Access to full tool shop (drills, metal saw, table saw, drill press, hand tools, grinder, etc.)
Materials:
- 1x 8 inch 1/2' metal rod
- 1x 1x6 wooden board + access to plywood
- 1x 6amp engine
- 6x Elastics
- Screws
Biggest challenge: Using only the provided material to attach to motor's gear to your car and make the wheels turn. Wood and a tiny gear don't connect very easily together. The is also difficult to attach.
RESULTS:
So this one took a few twists and turns as we realized the limitations of our puny motors !
Original plan: Use a 6amp motor to pull weight up a hill. Most weight wins. Unfortunately, the motors were too weak to pull anything. They barely made the cars move!
Revised plan: Use a 6 amp motor and see how far your car moves. If it`s doing well, add an incline. Strongest car/Distance wins.
"Very cool, but looks nothing like what we built" photo: jalopnik.com
EVENT DESCRIPTION:
Using only provided materials, build a model-car to climb a hill. Access to full tool shop (drills, metal saw, table saw, drill press, hand tools, grinder, etc.)
- 1x 8 inch 1/2' metal rod
- 1x 1x6 wooden board + access to plywood
- 1x 6amp engine
- 6x Elastics
- Screws
Biggest challenge: Using only the provided material to attach to motor's gear to your car and make the wheels turn. Wood and a tiny gear don't connect very easily together. The is also difficult to attach.
RESULTS:
Tuesday, November 4, 2014
Fishing Derby
JUNE: Fishing Derby
The man with the biggest fish, wins. One day of fishing (5:15am to 5pm).
EVENT DESCRIPTION:
- By entering the MOTY Fishing Derby, all participants declare that they have an understanding of all event rules and agree to abide by them.
- You are responsible for your safety and actions at all times before, during, and after the Derby.
- The fishing area is the entirety of Lac Phillipe. A communal spot will be setup near the main parking lot. Exact location will be sent via text message at the start of the competition.
- Entry into Gatineau park is $11 per vehicle. The lake is just inside the park and the is parking just outside. Please arrange carpools or message the convener (613-XXX-XXXX) to come pick you up from outside the gates.
- All participants must obtain a legal fishing licence and are responsible for abiding by all QC fishing regulations or may be disqualified. Permits are available for $13 from most local sports, hardware and convenience stores.
- Participants are not allowed to fish from the beach, as per park conservation rules.
- The MOTY Fishing Derby will commence at dawn (5:15 a.m.) and continue to 5 p.m. Last eligible measurements must be submitted by 5 p.m. Attendance is not mandatory for the duration of the competition.
- Fishins must be done with regular sport fishing gear. All fish must be caught on rod and reel. Entrants must fish one rod only, with a reserve rod carried if desired.
- The fish will be measure in centimeters from the top of the head to the form in the centre of the tail. LONGEST fish wins. Measuring tape will be provided. See attached photo for example.
- In case of a tie, the first fish measured will be the deciding factor. In case of a dispute, derby convener will make final decision.
- Entries can be measured when caught, but must be out of the water. Photo’s sent via text message to the Convener (613-XXX-XXX) will be recorded.
- Derby updates will be transmitted every hour via text message.
- The predominant fish in the lake are Largemouth and Smallmouth Bass. Only these type of fish are valid for competition entry.
- Two canoes will be rented and available for use of up to one hour at a time. Canoes, rowboats and kayaks are available for rent for longer periods of time. Motorized boats are not permitted on the lake.
- Lunch will be provided around noon, and water bottles available throughout the day. Please bring anything else you need for food/drink.
- Gatineau Park does not allow alcoholic beverages and may give fines.
- Dogs are not allowed near the lake.
Best Fishing Times:
Monday, June 16, 2014
Rocket Car Racing
MAY: Rocket Car Racing
Just like rocket-sled racing, but on the street!
EVENT DESCRIPTION:
After a short build time, the cars are judged, wagers are placed, and then raced to see who's car goes the furthest. Winner has the most points after all events.
Build
Build Time: 1.5 hours
Build Materials: Glue gun, glue, Popsicle sticks, 3xC6 Rocket, 4 axles + wheels
Judging (10%)
Our beautiful wives judged cars based on aesthetics and "most likely to win". This was a blind-judging to ensure fair judging.
Wagers & Runs (90%):
Each man picks his 3 favorite cars to win.
Each car races 3 heats. Each car is ranked by distance per heat.
RESULTS:
Friday, May 2, 2014
BBQ Tasting and Cooking Challenge

Meat! It's what's for breakfast!
In a nutshell, the boys had to identify different types of burgers, sliders, ribs, mustards, colas, lemonade sweeteners, chips and, to top off this meat-show of a day, cook the perfect medium rare steak medallion! Here's the basic scoring sheet:
MOTY BBQ Challenge
1. Identification: Hot Dogs: Regular, All Beef, Chicken (1 pt./correct)
2. Identification: Lemonade: Sugar, Splenda, Agave, Honey (1 pt./correct)
3. Identification: Sliders: Chicken, Pork, Beef, Tofu (1 pt./correct)
4. Identification: Mustard: Whole Grain, Yellow, Honey, Dijon (1 pt./correct)
5. Identification: BBQ Sauce: Original, Calorie Wise, Garlic, Chicken n Rib (1 pt./correct)
6. Identification: Ribs: Back, Side (1 pt./correct)
7. Identification: Cola: Coca Cola, Diet Coke, Coke Zero, Pepsi, Pepsi Max, PC Cola (1 pt./correct)
8. Identification: Beef Sliders: Extra Lean, Lean, Medium (1 pt./correct)
9. Identification: Mystery Chip Flavour: (Was Maple BBQ)
10.Cook-Off!: Steak Temperature Reading: Center - Side - Between (Average of 3 is taken)(10pts medium rare, 7pts rare/medium well, 3pts blue or well, 0 for a butchered steak)
RESULTS:
Thursday, April 10, 2014
MOTY April Announced: BBQ Tasting Challenge!
A good man knows his BBQ'd meat. Period. What better place to test this than at a MOTY BBQ Taste Challenge!
This challenge will be a test of identification through taste, smell and feel of the following:
- Cooked Steaks: identifying blue, rare, med. rare, medium and well done.
- Burger Quality: identifying fatty, regular, lean and extra lean burgs.
- Types of burgers: identifying turkey, chicken, beef and, *sigh* tofu burgers.
Grillin' begins April 27th @ 1pm! Taste the manly sizzle!
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